Wassup, Verizon In Greeneville, TN?

Lord, how I despise this cell provider.....

I went in to pay my bill, which is due tomorrow ($81 and some change because I overpay every month) and went straight to their payment kiosk.  It's Out of Order. *sigh*

So, I go back to the front door where their "greeter" molests you as soon as you walk in, and the skinny, young, blonde-headed girl says "I'll be right with you".  She finishes dealing with the young couple and walks to "the back".  You know....that FORBIDDEN ZONE in which we have NO IDEA what is going on!

So, I'm standing there.....$100 in my hand......and this young guy walks in.  An associate behind the counter says "Hey man! What can I do for you?"  The customer then explains something about phone not taking passwords, blah, blah, blah.

Then, ANOTHER young gentleman comes in and ANOTHER associate from behind the counter yells a greeting to HIM and proceeds to assist him.

Meanwhile, I'm standing there with a $100 bill in my hand, waiting to pay my bill, and no one seems to want to take my $!

Does this mean my next month is free?

Maybe if I was a steroid-crazed asshat or a blonde slut trying to score a free upgrade........